Popular joke in Nigeria today...

Beautiful Matthew Obasanjo tongues out for exiting Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan




















Dr. GEJ LECTURING his PDP SUPPORTERS in Nigeria!!!

GEJ: Who is the president of Nigeria?
PDP SUPPORTERS: Labaran Maku

GEJ: Good! Who is the minister of defence?
PDP SUPPORTERS: Chief Asari Dokubo

GEJ: Correct! What is the capital city of Nigeria?
PDP SUPPORTERS: Benin City

GEJ: Very good! Who composed the Nigeria National Anthem?
PDP SUPPORTERS: Tuface Idibia

GEJ: Excellent! If the people of Nigeria are called Nigerians how would you call people from Moscow?
PDP SUPPORTERS: Mosquitoes

GEJ: Wow great! 2 plus 5 will give you
PDP SUPPORTERS: 25

GEJ: Perfect! You will all remain stupid like this until your people give me back the 10 naira from fuel.

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