Nigerians Make Further Jest of their President's Wife on Facebook

Dame Patience Jonathan's New Year speech to the nation (A Parody) Happy New Year to all of you my child. As first lady of Nigeria, I am the mother of all nations. As your mother I am here today to tell you all to vote for my husband. I am talking about your President and also father of all nations, GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN. 
Why won't you allow him four more years in office? After everything he has done for Nigeria. This is a man who would leave his family to go and attend meeting for United Nations. Ebele, my husband is a good man. A nice man and also a gentle person. He is a silent man that is why you people do not see him talking much. 
He has done great things for all Pastors. They like him like their pikin. Why don't you people like him? Nigerians are the largest people in the world. How can my husband who is only one people please everybody? Now you are talking all these bad things about him. Why do you want to pursue us out of Aso Rock? You want to make my husband jobless. You will be happy if you see us dey waka all over Abuja? My husband know book. He was a teacher in the University. You want to vote for Muhammadu Buhari who be army. PDP better pass APC, you can tell because my husband is both. This election na serious matter and my husband must win. 
As first lady, you know I am also a gentle lady. Even after you people say bad things about me. You say I am fat and ugly. You say I no fit speak grammar. You people with no home training. As first lady I will not reply you all. But your mama that is as beautiful as Genevieve and speak grammar like Omotola, are they first lady of Nigeria? 
My husband and Sambo are good man. They have home training and that is why you should vote for them. You say my husband make a mess in Nigeria. The proper thing to vote him for four more years to make more mess. Look at all the terrible things he has done for you people. Please four more years biko. HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OF YOU.
Dame Patience Jonathan.

 CHARLES NWOKELEME wrote on Facebook.

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