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Popular joke in Nigeria today...

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Beautiful Matthew Obasanjo tongues out for exiting Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan Dr. GEJ LECTURING his PDP SUPPORTERS in Nigeria!!! GEJ: Who is the president of Nigeria? PDP SUPPORTERS: Labaran Maku GEJ: Good! Who is the minister of defence? PDP SUPPORTERS: Chief Asari Dokubo GEJ: Correct! What is the capital city of Nigeria? PDP SUPPORTERS: Benin City GEJ: Very good! Who composed the Nigeria National Anthem? PDP SUPPORTERS: Tuface Idibia GEJ: Excellent! If the people of Nigeria are called Nigerians how would you call people from Moscow? PDP SUPPORTERS: Mosquitoes GEJ: Wow great! 2 plus 5 will give you PDP SUPPORTERS: 25 GEJ: Perfect! You will all remain stupid like this until your people give me back the 10 naira from fuel.

Nigerians Make Further Jest of their President's Wife on Facebook

Dame Patience Jonathan's New Year speech to the nation (A Parody) Happy New Year to all of you my child. As first lady of Nigeria, I am the mother of all nations. As your mother I am here today to tell you all to vote for my husband.  I am talking about your President and also father of all nations, GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN.  Why won't you allow him four more years in office? After everything he has done for Nigeria. This is a man who would leave his family to go and attend meet ing for United Nations. Ebele, my husband is a good man. A nice man and also a gentle person. He is a silent man that is why you people do not see him talking much.  He has done great things for all Pastors. They like him like their pikin. Why don't you people like him? Nigerians are the largest people in the world. How can my husband who is only one people please everybody? Now you are talking all these bad things about him. Why do you want to pursue us out of Aso Rock? You want to make my husban

OBASANJO SAYS STRONG NO TO GOODLUCK JONATHAN AGAIN...

Though Obasanjo brought this GEJ upon Nigeria  He has tried to absolve himself and to wash off his hands Like Herold washing off his hands from the crucifixion of Christ, he still will be remembered for this GEJ upon Nigeria  But once again, he has shown his character of strong will; this simply makes a man. Despite the forgetfulness of Nigerians who turned back at OBJ and to insult the hell out of him, he has shown he can stand on his own words and own up to his responsibili ty. OBJ has reasserted his opposition to GEJ's reelection come Feb. 14, 2015 if the news filtering is true. That OBJ posed few questions to GEJ and he could not answer them? That the meeting between the duo was held on the observation of Christian priests for record purposes? That GEJ turned round to pronounce OBJ as the best President Nigeria has ever had even after he affirmed so of himself in the last few weeks? That OBJ has written GMB advising him to form a government with people of good character? This